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Jayber Crow

by Wendell Berry, 2000

Very sweet tale about a sweet man, the town barber, in Port William, Kentucky. Full of love and pain, the beauty of nature, hard-work, relationships, and faithfulness and steadfastness, forgiveness along life’s journey. Jayber’s life starts out by the river and ends by the river. He’s an orphan sent to live in a Christian orphanage where he learns to cut hair, then to college to be a minister, then because of all his questions about the Bible, and not having any answers, he decides he can’t be a preacher and leaves college. Makes his way to Lexington and partners with a barber, turns his shop around and one night when the rivers are rising, he leaves – packs his belongings in a cardboard box and finds his way back – a long hard cold walk, to Port William. Burley Coulter picks him up by the river and sets him up in Port William in the barber shop. He lives and works there and becomes one of the community. He gardens and cares for his home and shop (same building) and becomes the gathering place for the men of the community. He becomes part of it. He falls in love with Mattie Kieth and even though she marries Troy Chatham, a man no one respects, he loves her until she dies. He dated another woman, Clydie, for many years, and one night at a dance, he sees Troy dancing with another woman, and Troy gives him a big smile. Jayber is immediately sick at heart (at the thought of Troy cheating on Mattie, and he, himself cheating on her, too). He goes to the bathroom, climbs out the window, leaves, and never sees Clydie again. He decides he will be true to Mattie, and he is for the rest of his life, even though she remains married to Troy, a despicable man.

After 32 years in Port William, as the town barber, the grave-digger and the church janitor, he decides to close up shop and move down to the river in a cottage that Burley Coulter lets him use. He is very happy by the river, gardens, fishes, and still barbers. He runs across Mattie once in awhile in an old growth forest of her dad’s – a beautiful spot with birds, trees, and the play of light. They never plan to meet, it just happens they both love it there.

Years later, Mattie gets sick and is in the hospital dying. Jayber knows and vows to not go see her – he has no right to, he thinks. Then one day, he hears terrible crashing and walks to find out that Troy is logging every tree in the forest to sell and try to pay off his debts.

He leaves to find a place to lay down, by a “drift log.” He sleeps – like death itself – a dreadful sleep. When he awakens, he goes home, cleans himself up, takes Danny Branch’s boat up the river, goes into the hospital at Hargrave to see Mattie. Last few paragraphs:

“When she saw it was me, she said, “Jayber. Oh, he’s cutting the woods.”

‘And so she knew.

‘Her eyes filled with tears, but she said quietly, “I could die in peace, I think, if the world was beautiful. To know it’s being ruined is hard.”

‘Then, in the loss of all the world, when I might have said the words I had so long wanted to say, I could not say them. I saw that I was not going to be able to talk without crying, and so I cried. I said, “But what about this other thing?”

‘She looked at me then. “Yes,” she said. She held out her hand to me. She gave me the smile that I had never seen and will not see again in this world, and it covered me all over with light.”

Saving Fish from Drowning

by Amy Tan, 2005

Strange but interesting book about 12 tourists who went to Burma (Myanmar) and got kidnapped by jungle tribe who thought one of them was the Young White Brother who would save them from the SLORC – the military junta, make them disappear, etc. Told from the point of view of Bibi Chen, who was their leader who set up the trip, but was killed a few days before they were to leave. The whole book we think she was brutally murdered but in the last pages, it turns out she fell and impaled her dead mother’s jade hair comb in her throat. She is not very likable, and most of the tourists are not very likable. But, all-in-all, a pretty good book. Learned quite a bit about Burma and its repressive military regime.

Life after Life

by Kate Atkinson, 2013 (same author who wrote Started Early, Took My Dog)

Never read a book like this before – like different courses through time that a person’s choices make.

Little Ursula is born on a snowy night in English countryside home, “Fox Corner,” on February 11, 1910. First time she dies because the doctor couldn’t make it in time to save her due to snow. The chord was wrapped around her neck. Begin again. This time she lives – he makes it just in time. The whole book is like that – Ursula lives through tragedies, then lives through them again but this time prevents the tragedy. We go through WWII about 5 times (all bad – once she is married to a German and has a little girl. They get trapped in Germany and Russia is on its way – they commit suicide.) But twice in the book, there is a chapter set in about 1930 where Ursula shoots Hitler (before he becomes the leader that causes so much pain and heartache).

Once she is raped at the age of 16 by her brother’s friend – she gets pregnant. Izzie, her aunt, takes her to have an illegal abortion, and she continues on after almost dying, to marry an abusive man, who ends up beating her to death. Begin again – she avoids the rape and her life takes a completely different and much better course, although marred by WWII.

Good book but very different than anything I’ve ever read. Read it in Alaska, Cooper Landing.

Here’s the little book review from the Parade Magazine: “Life After Life. In this fascinating novel, Kate Atkinson takes her English heroine, Ursula, through both world wars in a series of stop-and-start lives and “what if?” scenarios. It’s a tour de force that ponders memory and deja vu–and puts history on a very human scale.”

Here’s the book review from my 2016 Book of the Day Calendar: “This incredibly original novel features a woman named Ursula Todd who, throughout the course of her life, dies and is reborn over and over again, from 1910 through World War II. The daughter of a British banker and his wife, Ursula suffers a variety of demises, from crib death to drowning to being beaten to death by a brutal husband; but every time she is reincarnated, she returns as herself. The book explores the many turns that any individual life could take, given a slightly altered circumstance or two. It’s a thought-provoking story that makes a wonderful book club choice.”

Breathing Lessons

by Anne Tyler, 1988, won the Pulitzer Prize

One day in the life of Ira and Maggie Moran, driving to the funeral of her best friend’s husband. We learn the life story of Ira and Maggie; 2 children, Jesse and Daisy. Daisy is a genius and going off to college. Jesse is a singer in a rock band, dropped out of H.S., marries Fiona and they have a daughter, “Leroy.” Yes, a daughter. They are divorced but Maggie is sure they still love each other. She so wants them to get back together. She loves Fiona and Leroy. She helped Fiona all through pregnancy and birth. She helped while Leroy was a baby, living with them, until a big fight and Fiona and Leroy moved back to her mom’s in Cartwheel, PA. Maggie is a loving soul who takes care of old people in a nursing home. She can give and give to others with so much love. She is warm, open, caring, funny, goofy, and she can’t drive. Ira loves her dearly, understands her. He gave up med school to take over his dad’s picture framing business, and takes care of his Dad (“weak heart”) and his 2 sisters, one retarded, one agoraphobic. He doesn’t say much, he whistles tunes, and plays solitaire, and is there for Maggie. He tells the truth, unfortunately, when Maggie has told little exaggerations in hopes that Jesse and Fiona, and Leroy, will get back together.

Favorite part – when she and Ira get in an argument on the way to the funeral and she tells him to stop and let her out. He does. She walks back to the little town and is deciding on something in the store. He answers her:

“She picked up a box of Fig Newtons and read the nutrition label on the back. “Sixty calories each,” she said out loud, and Ira said, “Ah, go ahead and splurge.” “Stop undermining my diet,” she told him. She replaced the box on the shelf, not turning.

“Hey, babe,” he said, “care to accompany me to a funeral?”

“She shrugged and didn’t answer, but when he hung an arm around her shoulders she let him lead her out to the car.”

Interesting book. I wish Fiona and Jesse would have gotten back together. It was looking so hopeful.

I think Accidental Tourist was better, though. Maggie is the most warm and accepting and LOVING person, though.

The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1892

LOVED IT! 12 stories of cases told by Dr. Watson. Loved the interplay between Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. Loved how incredibly smart Sherlock Holmes is. He can look at someone and tell where they’ve been recently and what they’ve done as well as their whole life story. He’s very warm and welcoming to the people who come to him at Baker Street, unless it is a villain, and then he has no problem being a voice of authority. He listens very well, with “lids drooping and his finger-tips together.” He solves amazing crimes – you can never guess the outcome but he gets to the truth every time. Very, very enjoyable!

The Accidental Tourist

by Anne Tyler, 1985

Excellent Book – could not put it down! Who and what would Macon choose? His wife, Sarah, who he adores but they just are not right for each other? Or Muriel Pritchett, the young, skinny, colorful, poor but oh so rich in spirit young lady who gently but definitely forces herself into his life through his dog, Edward, who is vicious after the death of Ethan, Macon and Sarah’s son, brutally murdered in a Burger Bonanza at the age of 12. And then there are Macon’s eccentric sister and 2 brothers. Macon breaks his leg and goes to live with them. They all live together in their grandparents house and they are very orderly and structured. The sister, Rose, takes care of her brothers, who work in the bottle cap factory their grandfather started. They are adorable people. Macon writes travel guides for businessmen called “The Accidental Tourist.” His boss, Julian, seems to totally adore Macon and his craziness and then he meets Rose, and falls in love with her. They get married and live for awhile in a posh apartment. Rose moves back home temporarily to take care of her brothers but doesn’t come back. Julian talks to Macon. He tells him to hire Rose to help put his office in order. Julian does. The next thing you know, Julian is living with Rose and her brothers. Happy! Cute! Muriel has a son, about 7, very sickly, premature baby, she loves and cares for him tenderly but over-protectively. When Macon moves in with Muriel, he becomes slowly like a Dad to Alexander, and Alexander blossoms.

The dog training episodes are fascinating. Edward (the dog) adores Muriel from the moment they meet. Muriel, Macon, and Edward bond while Muriel trains the dog and Macon. SWEET conversations. Muriel does all the talking. Macon blossoms with Muriel. His world opens up, becomes messy, but rich and colorful, and he opens up to the world.

Last paragraph and 1/2: “…The real adventure, he thought, is the flow of time; it’s as much adventure as anyone could wish. And if he pictured Ethan still part of that flow – in some other place, however unreachable – he believed he might be able to bear it after all.

“The taxi passed Macon’s hotel brown and tidy, strangely homelike. A man was just emerging with a small anxious dog on his arm. And there on the curb stood Muriel, surrounded by suitcases and string-handled shopping bags and cardboard cartons overflowing with red velvet. She was frantically waving down taxis-first one ahead, then Macon’s own. “Arretez!” Macon cried to the driver. The taxi lurched to a halt. A sudden flash of sunlight hit the windshield, and spangles flew across the glass. The spangles were old water spots, or maybe the markings of leaves, but for a moment Macon thought they were something else. They were so bright and festive, for a moment he thought they were confetti.”

Macon chooses Muriel! Hooray! She had followed him to Paris. The book is set in Baltimore where they all live but takes you to many cities where Macon has to go in order to update his “Accidental Tourist” guidebooks.

Great Book!

The Canterbury Tales

by Geoffrey Chaucer, c. 1343-1400 (translated by David Wright)

He wrote the Canterbury Tales, an unfinished poem, starting in 1387. It is a delightful series of stories told by 29 members of a party traveling to Canterbury. The “Host” decides it will be fun for each member to tell a tale, making the journey fun. So there is the Knight’s Tale about 2 cousins who fall in love with the same woman. The Miller’s Tale about a carpenter with a beautiful wife, he was very jealous, but ends up getting duped by Fly Nicholas who lusts after her. This tale is bawdy and hilarious and has ‘cunt’ in it. The Reeve’s Tale about a crooked miller taken advantage of by 2 scholars who end up with his wife and daughter all night. Another very bawdy tale. The Sergeant-at-Law’s Tale – about Christian Lady Constance who is beloved by a Muslim, who converts to Christianity, but his mother tries through treachery and malice to destroy her and almost does. This tale is full of loving prayers and words about Jesus. The Sea-Captain’s Tale about a good merchant whose treacherous wife and good friend, a monk named Brother John, conspire to take advantage of him. The Prioress’s Tale – about a little Christian boy murdered by Jews. This story shows extreme hatred of the Jews: “Hateful to Christ, by Christian folk disdained.”

The Monk’s Tale which tells the history of great men who fell, from Lucifer, Adam, Samson, Hercules, Nebuchadnezzar, Belshazzar, Zenobia (heroine) to Nero, Alexander, Julius Caesar and Croesus.

The Nun’s Priest’s Tale – which is the tale of Chantecleer and the fox!

The Wife of Bath’s Tale – which begins after a very long preamble about her 5 husbands – is about a knight who is to be killed for rape but is pardoned as long as he can say what women most desire. An old women tells him (women want most to be master over their husbands) and the knight has to marry her. He is mourning the fact that he had to marry someone old, ugly, poor. She teaches him what being a true noble means. Someone who is always virtuous, a gentleman, who performs noble deeds. As for poverty, she explains, is a boon – can laugh at thieves, teaches one to know God, shows you who your real friends are, and Jesus, Heaven’s King, chose poverty. “Whoever is contented with his lot, poor as it is, I count him to be rich…Whoever covets anything is poor…” As far as her being old and ugly, she explains she will be true and faithful.

But she gives him a choice: she will become either young and beautiful, or remain old and ugly and be faithful for life to him. He lets her choose, so she chooses both – and becomes young and beautiful and good.

The Friar’s Tale: The summoner partners with the Devil and to Hell they go.

The Summoner’s Tale: A begging Friar (Limiter) goes to get money from Thomas, who is sick, telling him he’s sick because he hasn’t given enough. Thomas tells him to put his hand down his back, beneath his buttocks to get a thing hidden there. The Friar does and Thomas farts in his hand – a thunderous fart. The Friar leaves in a rage and goes to the Lord’s house (manor house) and tells the story of how Thomas farted in his hand and told him to share with 12 of his fellow friars. All the lord and people could do was wonder how to divide a fart equally among 13 friars. A servant said they could lay a cart wheel with 12 spokes, each Friar would kneel on a spoke with nose in middle. The corrupt Friar right in the middle. Then Thomas would fart in the middle and that’s how you could divide a fart equally.

The Oxford Scholar’s Tale: My favorite. The tale about the Marquis who marries the beautiful peasant girl, Griselda. He tests her goodness by taking away first their baby girl and then her son. Thinking they were dead, yet she remains patient and faithful. Then he tells her he loves another and Griselda is sent back to her father’s. She goes. The Marquis realizes how good and true she is and gets her and returns her to his palace with their 2 children and they live happily ever after. This tale is to teach us to “Live in virtue and in patient fortitude,” “Accept what God sends us without complaint.”

The Merchant’s Tale: About old January marrying lovely young May.

The Squire’s Tale: A king is given a magic bronze horse, a mirror, a ring, and a sword. The horse will take you anywhere in the world. The mirror shows true friends and foes. The ring is for his daughter so she will know and understand bird song. The sword can pierce any metal and, if rubbed on the wound, it will heal.

The Franklin’s Tale: About the Knight and his beautiful wife – a very loving couple, while apart another man falls in love with her. She tells him he can have her if he’ll remove all the rocks in the ocean of Britain. He goes to a magician in Italy, pays him 1000 lbs. to do it. The magician does it (makes the ocean rise) and when she is faced with betraying her husband, she tells him what she promised. Rather than have her break her promise, he tells her to go to the man. When the man finds out, he sends her back to her husband. When the magician finds out, he forgives the debt.

The Doctor of Medicine’s Tale: A crooked judge wrongfully condemns a father of stealing a bond slave and orders him to return the bond slave to the rightful owner. The bond slave is his lovely daughter, who the judge wants for his own. Rather than have his daughter “live in lechery and filthy sin” he cuts off her head and gives it to the judge.

The Pardoner’s Tale: 3 hoodlums decide to kill Death. They come across an old man who tells them he saw death beneath a tree. They go to the tree, find piles of gold. They send one to town to buy bread and wine. While he is gone, they decide they will kill him when he returns so they can divide the gold between them. While the one is in town he buys poison to poison the other two and get all the gold to himself. When he returns, they kill him – drink the poisoned wine and then they die too. They found Death alright. (The Pardoner sells pardons yet preaches against avarice.)

The Second Nun’s Tale: About Saint Cecilia who refuses to renounce her Christianity and is boiled alive.

The Canon’s Assistant’s Tale: About Alchemy and trying to turn mercury into silver or gold.

The Manciple’s Tale: About a beautiful white crow who could talk – who told his owner about his unfaithful wife. The owner kills his wife in a fit of rage and then turns on the crow, tore out its feathers, makes it black, and took away its song. And that’s why all crows are black – moral of the story – Guard your tongue: “Watch out, and be most mindful what you say nor ever tell a man – not on your life – that somebody’s been pleasuring his wife; or he’ll hate you like poison – that’s for certain.”

“No need for worry, son, if you have said nothing malicious; you can’t be betrayed. But once a man has spoken out of malice, in no way can he unsay what he’s said…Among all folk wherever you may go, keep watch upon your tongue: think of the crow.”

The Author’s Valediction: “Now I pray all those who hear or read this little treatise, if there be anything in it which pleases them, to thank Our Lord Jesus Christ from whom proceeds all wisdom and goodness…”

Amazing book – written 100 years before printing press! How did he know his Bible so well. So many stories from the Bible – Old and New Testaments. Also 200 years before Martin Luther! Amazing! Only hatred of Jews is wrong.

Winter Garden

by Kristin Hannah, 2010

Two sisters think their mom is a cold, heartless woman who hates them. Until their dad, beloved, on his deathbed, makes them promise to get her to tell her all of the fairy tale story about the prince and the peasant girl. Finally, they do, while on a cruise to Alaska, and discover the tragic story of their mom’s life, who grew up in Leningrad during Stalin and then WWII and the siege of Leningrad. Their mom lost her whole entire family: Father, Mother, Grandma, Sister, Husband, 2 children. Tragically, of starvation, cold, and the war. Once they know the whole story of their mom, they understand, forgive, and go on with their lives happily now, instead of destructively. But it turns out, on the trip to Alaska, they meet their mother’s long lost daughter – who was thought dead by bombing in Leningrad – but wasn’t – Surprise! And her prince husband – was there in Alaska until 1 year before the Mom got there – just died – still waiting for her. NEAT STORY!

1776

by David McCullough, 2005

(Merlin’s book) Nonfiction about the War from late 1775 to early 1777, takes us through the early, early stages of the War for Independence. What I learned is how terrible and dire our straits were. We had a sick, deserting, poor, unarmed, ragged army against the most powerful, experienced army in the world. The Battle of Bunker Hill, in Boston, was successful at the start of the war – the British retreated to New York. But then most of 1776 was spent losing and retreating in New York and New Jersey until Washington crossed the Delaware on the night of December 25, 1776, in a horrible snow-ice storm, and surprised the hired Hessian army. That was the turning point. The war went on 6 1/2 more years until the Treaty of Paris ending the war was signed in 1783.

Last page: “…Without Washington’s leadership and unrelenting perseverance, the revolution almost certainly would have failed. As Nathaniel Greene foresaw as the war went on, “He will be the deliverer of his own country.”

“The war was a longer, far more arduous, and more painful struggle than later generations would understand or sufficiently appreciate. By the time it ended, it had taken the lives of an estimated 25,000 Americans, or roughly 1 percent of the population. In percentage of lives lost, it was the most costly war in American history, except for the Civil War.

“The year 1776, celebrated as the birth year of the nation and for the signing of the Declaration of Independence, was for those who carried the fight for independence forward a year of all-too-few victories, of sustained suffering, disease, hunger, desertion, cowardice, disillusionment, defeat, terrible discouragement, and fear, as they would never forget, but also of phenomenal courage and bedrock devotion to country, and that, too, they would never forget.

“Especially for those who had been with Washington and who knew what a close call it was at the beginning – how often circumstance, storms, contrary winds, the oddities or strengths of individual character had made the difference–the outcome seemed little short of a miracle.”

Perseverance – that is the key word – perseverance.

Maisie Dobbs

by Jacqueline Winspear, 2003

Maisie is a Private Detective after WWI in England. She was a nurse on the front lines in France during the war. As a young girl, she was the daughter of a costermonger, a vegetable-seller, from a horse-drawn cart. She works as a maid for the Compton’s, Lord Julian and Lady Rowan. They discover her reading in their library in the middle of the night and rather than fire her, they introduce her to Maurice Blanche and he becomes her teacher. She goes to Cambridge, then enlists as a nurse, after falling in love with Simon Lynch, a young doctor. Ten years after the war, we find Maisie solving a mystery about a place called The Retreat, for veterans to live and work who have terrible facial wounds from the war. Maisie discovers that the Retreat is fine except for 2 things: The owner, Major Jenkins, is mad and won’t allow the veterans to leave, and his cousin makes them sign away all their life’s savings. In the end we find that Maisie’s Simon is also badly wounded in the face and legs and is in a conservatory in London. She, finally, after 10 years, goes to visit him and asks for his forgiveness. He remains silent. Makes me want to read “All Quiet on the Western Front.” Also, War Horse was set in same time period and Maisie’s father, Frankie, saved Lady Compton’s horses from being taken for the war. Egg whites. (Why did I write ‘Egg Whites’ at the end of this book report?????)

A Caribbean Mystery

by Agatha Christie, 1964

Quick read – set on Caribbean Island, St. Honore, where Miss Marple has gone for her health. Ends up solving a murder mystery. Fun, quick read – nice setting – English-type socializing at a Caribbean resort. Eccentric characters, lots of conversation, getting to know one another, figuring out who-dun-it. Miss Marple figures it out.

A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court

by Mark Twain, 1889

A Colt Arms foreman in 1800’s Connecticut gets knocked silly and ends up in 6th Century England with a knight in armor. He goes from being about to be burned at the stake to being The Boss, supplanting Merlin as the greatest magician, because he made the sun disappear (he knew there was a total eclipse on the day he was to be burned at the stake, so predicted that if they went through with his execution, the sun would disappear).

He becomes King Arthur’s manager of the kingdom. He adopts Clarence as his right-hand man and together they institute schools, newspapers, soap, toothbrushes & toothpowder, telegraphs, telephones, Gatling guns, dynamite, baseball, mapping the countryside.

It’s hilarious! He has the Knights become traveling salesman for soap and toothpaste – they wore sandwich boards or banners to advertise their wares. He wanted them to all learn to bathe – they were terrified of bathing.

He has to put on armour himself and go on an adventure with “Sandy” (Alisande), a princess who comes to Camelot with a tale of ogres keeping 45 princesses in a castle. He goes with “Sandy” who talks non-stop – he wished for a cork for her – and rescues the 45 princesses who turn out to be hogs – but Sandy doesn’t see them as hogs.

Then they go to the Valley of Holiness and he repairs the Holy Fountain (by magic) and is even able to institute bathing there. The one thing he wasn’t really able to do is make social justice – eliminate the caste system and the evils of the Church. In the end, it’s very violent and sad. He kills 30,000 knights with an electric fence. He and Clarence go out to check for wounded and one of the knights stabs him. He is getting better but Merlin, disguised as an old hag, comes to cook for them in their cave, and puts a spell on him to sleep 13 centuries.

Before this, he has fallen in love with Sandy, married her, and they had a baby girl. Sandy named her “Hello-Central” because that is the name he often called out in his sleep and she knew it was special to him.

Some quotes from the book:
“Of course that taint, that reverence for rank and title, had been in our American blood, too–I know that; but when I left America it had disappeared–at least to all intents and purposes. The remnant of it was restricted to the dudes and dudesses. When a disease has worked its way down to that level, it may fairly be said to be out of the system.”

When he and Sandy come across some poor people mending the road:

“By a sarcasm of law and phrase they were freemen. Seven-tenths of the free population of the country were of just their class and degree: small “independent” farmers, artisans, etc.; which is to say, they were the nation, the actual Nation; they were about all of it that was useful, or worth saving, or really respect-worthy; and to subtract them would have been to subtract the Nation, and leave behind some dregs, some refuse, in the shape of a king, nobility and gentry, idle, unproductive, acquainted mainly with the arts of wasting and destroying, and of no sort of use or value in any rationally constructed world…”

“You couldn’t think, where Sandy was. She was a quite biddable creature and good-hearted, but she had a flow of talk that was as steady as a mill, and made your head sore like the drays and wagons in a city. If she had had a cork she would have been a comfort. But you can’t cork that kind; they would die.”

“So I was pleased when I saw in the distance a horseman making the bottom turn of the road that wound down from the castle. As we approached each other, I saw that he wore a plumed helmet, and seemed to be otherwise clothed in steel, but bore a curious addition also–a stiff square garment like a herald’s tabard. However, I had to smile at my own forgetfulness when I got nearer and read this sign on his tabard:

“Persimmon’s Soap–All the Prime-Donne Use It.” That was a little idea of my own, and had several wholesome purposes in view toward the civilizing and uplifting of this nation. In the first place, it was a furtive, underhand blow at this nonsense of knight-errantry, though nobody suspected that but me. I had started a number of these people out–the bravest knights I could get – each sandwiched between bulletin-boards bearing one device or another, and I judged that by and by when they got to be numerous enough they would begin to look ridiculous, and then, even the steel-clad ass that hadn’t any board would himself begin to look ridiculous because he was out of the fashion.

“Secondly, these missionaries would gradually, and without creating suspicion or exciting alarm, introduce a rudimentary cleanliness among the nobility, and from them it would work down to the people, if the priests could be kept quiet. This would undermine the Church. I mean would be a step toward that. Next, education–next, freedoms–and then she would begin to crumble. It being my conviction that any Established Church is an established crime, an established slave-pen; I had no scruples, but was willing to assail it in any way or with any weapon that promised to hurt it.”

“When my missionaries overcame a knight errant on the road they washed him, and when he got well they swore him to go and get a bulletin-board and disseminate soap and civilization the rest of his days. As a consequence the workers in the field were increasing by degrees, and the reform was steadily spreading. My soap factory felt the strain early. At first I had only two hands; but before I left home I was already employing fifteen, and running night and day; and the atmospheric result was getting so pronounced that the king went sort of fainting and gasping around and said he did not believe he could stand it much longer, and Sir Launcelot got so he did hardly anything but walk up and down the roof and swear…”

“I was gradually coming to have a mysterious and shuddery reverence for this girl: for nowadays whenever she pulled out from the station and got her train fairly started on one of those horizonless transcontinental sentences of hers, it was borne in upon me that I was standing in the awful presence of the Mother of the German Language. I was so impressed with this, that sometimes when she began to empty one of these sentences on me I unconsciously took the very attitude of reverence, and stood uncovered; and if words had been water, I had been drowned, sure. She had exactly the German way: whatever was in her mind to be delivered, whether a mere remark, or a sermon, or a cyclopedia, or the history of a war, she would get it into a single sentence or die.”

In the chapter called, “Drilling the King:”

“And so on, and so on. I drilled him as representing in turn, all sorts of people out of luck and suffering dire privations and misfortunes. but lord it was only just words, words–they meant nothing in the world to him, I might just as well have whistled. Words realize nothing, vivify nothing to you, unless you have suffered in your own person the thing which the words try to describe. There are wise people who talk ever so knowingly and complacently about “the working classes,” and satisfy themselves that a day’s hard intellectual work is very much harder than a day’s hard manual toil, and is righteously entitled to much bigger pay. Why, they really think that, you know, because they know all about the one, but haven’t tried the other. But I know all about both; and so far as I am concerned, there isn’t money enough in the universe to hire me to swing a pick-axe thirty days, but I will do the hardest kind of intellectual work for just as near nothing as you can cipher it down–and I will be satisfied, too.

“Intellectual “work” is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward. The poorest paid architect, engineer, general, author, sculptor, painter, lecturer, advocate, legislator, actor, preacher, singer, is constructively in heaven when he is at work; and as for the magician with the fiddle-bow in his hand who sits in the midst of a great orchestra with the ebbing and flowing tides of divine sound washing over him–why, certainly, he is at work, if you wish to call it that, but lord, it’s a sarcasm just the same. The law of work does seem utterly unfair –but there it is, and nothing can change it: the higher the pay in enjoyment the worker gets out of it, the higher shall be his pay in cash also. And it’s also the very law of those transparent swindles, transmissible nobility and kingship.”

Towards the end he introduces Baseball and knights are the players: “Of course I couldn’t get these people to leave off their armor; they wouldn’t do that when they bathed. They consented to differentiate the armor so that a body could tell one team from the other, but that was the most they would do. So, one of the teams wore chain-mail ulsters, and the other wore plate-armor made of my new Bessemer Steel. Their practice in the field was the most fantastic thing I ever saw. Being ball-proof, they never skipped out of the way, but stood still and took the result; when a Bessemer was at the bat and a ball hit him, it would bound a hundred and fifty yards, sometimes. And when a man was running, and threw himself on his stomach to slide to his base, it was like an iron-clad coming into port.”

He marries Sandy: “Now I didn’t know I was drawing a prize, yet that was what I did draw. Within the twelvemonth I became her worshiper; and ours was the dearest and perfectest comradeship that ever was. People talk about beautiful friendships between 2 persons of the same sex. What is the best of that sort, as compared with the friendship of man and wife, where the best impulses and highest ideals of both are the same? There is no place for comparison between the two friendships; the one is earthly, the other divine.”

When their little girl, “Hello-Central” is sick: “Well, during the two weeks and a half we watched by the crib, and in our deep solicitude we were unconscious of any world outside of that sick-room. Then our reward came: the centre of the universe turned the corner and began to mend. Grateful? It isn’t the term. There isn’t any term for it. You know that, yourself, if you’ve watched your child through the Valley of the Shadow and seen it come back to life and sweep night out of the earth with one all-illuminating smile that you could cover with your hand.”

We own this book. It taught Wayne about the nature of poverty, taxes and injustice; the nature of man in general; all while poking great fun at American ingenuity.

The Fever Tree

by Jennifer McVeigh, 2013

Historical Fiction. Great Book. Late 1800’s England, South Africa, diamond mines, smallpox epidemic. Young woman, Frances Irvine, left with no options when her father dies, travels to South Africa to marry Edwin Matthews, a young doctor. On the ship on the way down, she meets and falls in love with William Westbrook, cousin to a rich diamond mine tycoon. She realizes, way too late, that he is a horrible, terrible, despicable person. Her husband, meanwhile, is single-handedly trying to prevent a smallpox epidemic in the town of Kimberley, but no one will believe him. He is gentle, loving, courageous; everything that William Westbrook is not, and she realizes as she is dying from the smallpox that supposedly doesn’t exist, after she has left William Westbrook and returned to Kimberley. Edwin and his helper, the beautiful Sister Clara, nurse her back to health. Edwin tells her in a letter to return to England. She does not want to. She goes to a farm in the Karoo, where she lived with Edwin when she first arrived. She works, for the first time in her life, for the Dutch farmers; cooks, cleans, takes care of their children. The cottage where she and Edwin lived is empty except for the piano he bought her. She would never play it for him. She remembers his kindnesses to her and has so many, many regrets. OH MY – she had a lot to learn. She takes little Piet to the cottage and plays the piano. The Karoo is in the midst of a terrible drought. The day the rains finally come, no one can find Piet. She runs to the cottage as the hail starts. Terrible hail. Piet is caught in it and she saves him. While sitting in the dark cottage with hail falling 3′ thick, Edwin appears. He nurses her and Piet and saves them both. Then he disappears at 5:00 a.m. the next morning, without saying goodbye.

Last few paragraphs:

“Then, one day, two months after the storm, a letter arrived for her. She recognized the handwriting. It was from Edwin. Her hands shook as she tore open the envelope.

“‘Frances. Forgive me for taking so long to write to you We have had enough false starts, and I wanted to settle things in Cape Town first. My work in Kimberley has earned me the respect of some, and they have asked me to take up a position in the government here. There is a house with a view of the sea, and a fig tree in the garden. You once asked me if we could start again. If you are still willing, then don’t write back. Leave Rietfontein and get the next coach to Cape Town.’

“She put down the letter and smiled. The drought was over, and the rains had come. Her work here was done. She would begin packing her bags immediately.”

The Author’s Note at the end tells how she came to write the book. Taken from real life, from a doctor’s diary she found in the British Library: “…it told of the extraordinary story of a smallpox epidemic that had ravaged the diamond-mining town of Kimberley. Extraordinary because – reading on – it became clear that the epidemic had been covered up by the great statesman, Cecil Rhodes, to protect his investment in the mines.”

REALLY GREAT BOOK!!!

Did a Google search on smallpox: “Smallpox was a deadly, contagious disease caused by the variola virus, characterized by high fever and a severe, pus-filled skin rash. Transmitted through direct contact or respiratory droplets, it killed 30% of infected individuals. The disease was officially eradicated in 1980 via global vaccination, with the last natural case in 1977.and a severe, pus-filled skin rash.”

Key Details

  • Cause: The Variola virus (Variola major was the most common/severe form).
  • Symptoms: Initial symptoms included high fever, fatigue, head and body aches, and vomiting. A distinctive rash appeared 2-3 days later, starting on the mouth/face and spreading to the limbs, eventually forming pustules and scabs.
  • Transmission: Spread person-to-person through direct, prolonged contact or contaminated items (fomites).
  • Eradication: A global vaccination campaign, intensified in 1967 by the World Health Organization (WHO), eradicated the disease, with the final case reported in Somalia in 1977.
  • Last Case: The last natural case was in October 1977; the disease was declared eradicated in 1980.
  • Treatment/Vaccine: No specific treatment exists, but the vaccine (using a related vaccinia virus) was highly effective.

Smallpox is the first and only human disease to be completely eradicated.”

A Fistful of Collars

by Spencer Quinn, 2012

Another Chet & Bernie mystery. This one about a movie star, Thad Perry, come to make a movie and Bernie is hired to make sure he sees it through. At one point, Thad is ready to kill himself, but Bernie and Chet show up in time. He’s haunted by the thought that he killed his first girlfriend, April, with a knife while tripping on LSD. Bernie and Chet solve the mystery – it was really a sicko – Ramon – who killed her because she broke up with Manny, his fellow gang-member. But they framed Thad for the murder and started bribing Thad Perry when he became a rich movie star.

Not as good as the first book, Dog Gone It, but still fun as it’s written by Chet, the dog. Also, Bernie’s son has a part in this movie and he plays it really well. Thad wants to give Bernie a bunch of money because he redeemed him but Bernie won’t accept it, just wants him to discourage Charlie from being an actor and get the scene cut from the movie. Also, Thad had a cat named Brando that ended up being really cool and Chet even kind of liked it.

Here’s a list of Chet & Bernie Mysteries: Dog On It, Thereby Hangs a Tail, To Fetch a Thief, The Dog Who Knew Too Much, A Fistful of Collars.

Frankenstein; or, the Modern Prometheus

by Mary Shelley, Published anonymously in 1818 (The Mother of Gothic Horror)

Young Victor Frankenstein grew up in an ideal loving environment in Geneva, Switzerland. His childhood companions were Henry Clerval and Elizabeth. He loses his mother, tragically, to scarlet fever. Her dying wish were that Victor and Elizabeth would marry. He goes away to college, University of Ingolstadt, and is intrigued by Natural Philosophy – “the field we now refer to as the physical sciences.” He decides to try and create life. He experiments for a year – piecing together a being from dead people. He succeeds in bringing this being to life but as soon as he does, he is horrified: “I had desired it with an ardour that far exceeded moderation; but now that I had finished, the beauty of the dream vanished, and breathless horror and disgust filled my heart.” He abandons the wretch. The wretch goes to the country and hides next to a cottage for 2 years and learns to read, learns language from a loving family. Blind father, son (Felix), daughter Agatha. They have no idea he is living in a shed or hole right next to their cottage. He spies and listens and helps them – getting firewood in the night. He knows he is hideous and finally works up the courage to present himself to the blind father. Felix and Agatha come home unexpectedly and erupt in terror at the sight of him. He runs away and hides but his loving family leave the cottage forever – abandoning him. He burns down the cottage and goes off in a rage against humanity. He saves a little girl from drowning but the father is horrified, terrified of him, and ties to kill him rather than thank him. Enraged at his creator, he ventures toward Geneva. That same evening, Victor’s father, Elizabeth, and Victor’s little brothers, William and Ernest, are out on a hike. The monster comes across William and tries to befriend him. William is terrified. The monster kills him, then discovers a locket he wore and takes it. He comes upon Justine, a sweet serving girl, out looking for William, and puts the locket in her pocket, unknowingly to Justine. She is accused of the murder of little William, a boy she helped raise and whom she loved dearly. Victor returns home for the trial and knows without a doubt his monster is the one who killed William but he does not say a word to save Justine. She is executed for the murder of William. Victor is in agony and despair day after day yet tells no one his secret. His father takes him and Elizabeth to a beautiful mountain retreat to try and shake the darkness from Victor. Victor ends up going on a hike to the top of a mountain and meets his monster. His monster strikes a deal – no more murders if Victor will create a female for him to live and share his life with. Victor agrees. Goes to the north of Scotland or Ireland and sets about creating the female. On the verge of success, he stops – realizing he is about to make another huge mistake which could end up destroying the entire human race; if they had children, “a race of devils would be propagated upon the earth…” Also, “She might become ten thousand times more malignant than her mate, and delight for its own sake, in murder and wretchedness.”

So he destroys his work – and the wretch, who had followed him all the way, saw him do it through the window. The wretch vows vengeance: “I shall be with you on your wedding night.” The wretch murders dear Henry Clerval, on his way to get Victor. Victor marries Elizabeth and vows to tell her the day after their wedding the whole story. Thinking he would be able to end the nightmare that night. He tells Elizabeth to go to bed and she does – but screams, and he runs to her – to find her murdered – the wretch looking through the bedroom window.

Upon hearing that Elizabeth is dead, Victor’s father dies of grief 3 days later. Victor now goes on a hunt for the wretch. He follows him up north. They are on sleds with dogs and Victor cannot catch him. Victor is near death on an ice floe, he is rescued by a boat trapped in the ice and finally tells his story to the boat captain, R. Walton. The boat captain (not really a captain, but a young adventurer who hired a boat to try to find a passage north) is with Victor as he dies. The wretch is looking in at them. When he sees his creator is dead, he tells Walton that he will go now and build his funeral pyre.

Here is a quote of the monster when he realizes he was created by Victor – he had found some notes in the pocket of his dressing gown that were Victor’s journal of his creation. Once he could read, he read them: “I sickened as I read. ‘Hateful day when I received life!’ I exclaimed in agony. ‘Cursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust? God in pity made man beautiful and alluring, after his own image; but my form is a filthy type of yours, more horrid from its very resemblance. Satan had his companions, fellow-devils, to admire and encourage him; but I am solitary and detested.”

“…Sometimes I allowed my thoughts, unchecked by reason, to ramble in the fields of Paradise, and dared to fancy amiable and lovely creatures sympathizing with my feelings and cheering my gloom; their angelic countenances breathed smiles of consolation. But it was all a dream: No Eve soothed my sorrows, or shared my thoughts; I was alone. I remembered Adam’s supplication to his Creator; but where was mine? He had abandoned me, and, in the bitterness of my heart, I cursed him.”

In the book, the beauty of Nature is constantly surrounding Victor, but he is incapable of joy any longer. When he and Clerval have taken a boat down the Rhine River: “I, a miserable wretch, haunted by a curse that shut up every avenue to enjoyment…We travelled at the time of vintage, and heard the song of labourers, as we glided down the stream. Even I, depressed in mind, and my spirits continually agitated by gloomy feelings, even I was pleased. I lay at the bottom of the boat, and, as I gazed on the cloudless blue sky, I seemed to drink in a tranquillity to which I had long been a stranger. And if these were my sensations, who can describe those of Henry? He felt as if he had been transported to Fairy-Land, and enjoyed a happiness seldom tasted by man….The mountains of Switzerland are more majestic and strange; but there is a charm in the banks of this divine river, that I never before saw equalled.”

Here, he and Elizabeth are on their way to Evian on a boat for their honeymoon night. It is a beautiful day and beautiful Alps surround them and the lake is beautiful. Elizabeth says, “Look also at the innumerable fish that are swimming in the clear waters, where we can distinguish every pebble that lies at the bottom. What a divine day! How happy and serene all nature appears!”

But from the first horror of his creation, progressively worse as the murders of his most beloved family and friends, Victor is absolutely miserable, afraid, remorseful, despairing, depressed. It’s painful to read. And the reader realizes it could have been so different if he would have taken responsibility for his creature, loved and cherished it and taught others to do the same. The creature had a heart of gold, was strong and intelligent and very loving. If only Victor had loved him and cared for him and raised him like a child, his life would have been so much happier, and his family and wife and best friend still alive to share it with him.

Remember this – all humans just want to be loved in order to blossom and become the creatures God intended us to be. If instead we are hated and despised, we become hateful.

Last page of book, the wretch is looking at the body of Frankenstein and talking with Walton – the adventurer on the boat in the ice: “I shall quit your vessel on the ice-raft which brought me hither, and shall seek the most northern extremity of the globe; I shall collect my funeral pile, and consume to ashes this miserable frame, that its remains may afford no light to any curious and unhallowed wretch, who would create such another as I have been. I shall die. I shall no longer feel the agonies which now consume me, or be the prey of feelings unsatisfied, yet unquenched. He is dead who called me into being; and when I shall be no more, the very remembrance of us both will speedily vanish. I shall no longer see the sun or stars, or feel the winds play on my cheeks. Light, feeling, and sense, will pass away; and in this condition must I find my happiness. Some years ago, when the images which this world affords first opened up on me, when I felt the cheering warmth of summer, and heard the rustling of leaves and the chirping of birds, and these were all to me, I should have wept to die; now it is my only consolation. Polluted by crimes, and torn by the bitterest remorse, where can I find rest but in death?”

Here is how Frankenstein came about (from Mary Shelley’s introduction): Mary Shelley, at the age of 18, with her husband, Percy, travel to Switzerland in the summer of 1816. It’s a cold and wet summer and they are sitting around reading ghost stories to each other. Lord Byron says, “We will each write a ghost story.” “I busied myself to think of a story…”

“Have you thought of a story?” I was asked each morning, and each morning I was forced to reply with a mortifying negative…”

“Many and long were the conversations between Lord Byron and Shelley, to which I was a devout but nearly silent listener…” “Night waned upon this talk, and even the witching hour had gone by, before we retired to rest. When I placed my head on my pillow, I did not sleep, nor could I be said to think. My imagination, unbidden, possessed and guided me, fighting the successive images that arose in my mind with a vividness far beyond the usual bounds of reverie. I saw – with shut eyes, but acute mental vision, – I saw the pale student of unhallowed arts kneeling beside the thing he had put together. I saw the hideous phantasm of a man stretched out, and then, on the working of some powerful engine, show signs of life, and stir with an uneasy, half vital motion. Frightful must it be; for supremely frightful would be the effect of any human endeavour to mock the stupendous mechanism of the Creator of the world…”

“…’I have found it! What terrified me will terrify others; and I need only describe the spectre which had haunted my midnight pillow.’ On the morrow I announced that I had thought of a story. I began that day with the words, It was on a dreary night of November, making only a transcript of the grim terrors of my waking dream.”

State of Wonder

by Ann Patchett, 2011

Anders Eckman & Marina Singh are doctors who work together in Minnesota doing pharmaceutical research. Anders is sent to the Amazon jungle to try and coax back Dr. Annick Swenson who has been doing research on developing a drug to extend fertility. The Lakashi Tribe in Brazil can have babies into their 70’s. The book begins with a blue paper aerogram coming from Brazil, Annick Swenson, stating Anders is dead and the Lakashi buried him. Marina and Mr. Fox, the president of Vogel, the pharmaceutical company, drive to Anders home to tell his wife and 3 little boys. Wife, Karen Eckman, calls Marina a few days later and asks her to go to the Amazon and try to find out what really happened. She doesn’t believe Anders is dead. Mr. Fox sends Marina to the Amazon. It takes a month before she finally finds Dr. Swenson. (Dr. Swenson refuses to use phone, internet, anything – she has been in the jungle 10 years and Vogel has no news of her progress on the fertility drug).

Marina falls in love with the little boy, Easter, who is deaf but very intelligent and very loving. Marina is a great doctor and Dr. Swenson does not want her to leave once she realizes how well she fits in with the tribe and the research. Marina learns the true research is for a Malaria prevention drug. It is tied to the fertility drug. The women and nursing children never get malaria. Every 5 days the woman go to a grove of trees and chew the bark. Marina starts chewing the bark too. These are beautiful trees in a grass-covered part of the jungle. They have yellowish bark, soft, are very tall, and covered with pink blossoms in the canopy. But light and air and no snakes, spiders, vines, etc. in this part of the jungle.

One evening at sunset, Marina and Easter are sitting by the river watching for a boat to come by to mail Marina’s letters. A boat does come by and it’s Mr. Fox! Come to rescue Marina. He had a devil of a time finding them. Barbara, the young Australian woman who, with her surfer husband Jackie, have an apartment in Manaus and are the gatekeepers for Annik – prevent people from bothering her, agreed to try and find the Lakashi. On the way, they took a wrong tributary and came upon the Hummocca tribe. They tried to kill them – poison arrows – and Barbara says she had a nightmare: she saw her dead father run into the river and call to her to wait. Barbara tells the story to Marina and Dr. Swenson. Dr. Swenson says Barbara’s father would have been a tall, pale white man and maybe she really saw Anders. Dr. Swenson never really saw Anders dead – she said he just disappeared one night in a fever and they all assumed he was dead. Marina and Easter take the boat to try and negotiate his release from the Hummocca. Marina brings oranges, peanut butter and a basket full of Rapps, the hallucinogenic mushrooms that grow at the base of the beautiful trees. They take the pontoon boat and Easter drives it 2 hours to the tribe of the Hummocca. When they get there, they are bombarded with arrows – Marina covers Easter. Shouts out in Lakashi – we have gifts – we have gifts. She sees Anders – he sees her. She tosses him an orange. He passes it around the Hummocca. And then the Hummocca see Easter.

“The man with the yellow forehead stood there waist deep in the water, his chest against the pontoon, and the look on his face was the same look that had been on her face a moment before when she first saw Anders, a cross of joy and disbelief, a look that was willing to accept that which was not possible. He turned and called to a woman on the shore who put the child she was holding on the ground and walked out into the water. Once she had seen Easter from a distance, she tried to move faster and the water held her back. She called to him, stretching out her arms, the trembling in her body sending out a ring of small waves into the water. And then she was there, pulling herself onto the boat and Easter shrank back behind Marina, his hands around her waist as tight as a snake.”

Anders is set free in return for Easter, the beloved little deaf boy – returned to his tribe, the Hummocca. They had brought him to Annik Swenson as an infant because he was deathly ill. Annik cured him but it took weeks – when they came back for him just a few days later, she told them he had died. She raised him as her own.

Anders and Marina return to Minnesota – Anders to his wife and 3 little boys. Their reunion is everything you’d imagine – A beloved father and husband retiring from the dead.

GREAT BOOK! LOVED IT!!!

Wonderful characters, wonderful story, fantastic setting – Minnesota – the most beautiful place on earth vs. the steamy jungle.

Open: Autobiography of Andre Agassi

by Andre Agassi with J.R. Moehringer, 2009

Born in 1970, played professional tennis 20 years, 1986-2006. His father was a monster: violent, mean, used to drill him constantly with the Dragon – a souped-up ball machine, when he was 7. Sent him to Florida to Nick Bollettiere Academy in Florida when he was 11 or 12. He hates it there. It’s like a prison. He rebels big time. But they won’t let him quit because he’s the best. They let him quit school in 9th grade. He turns pro at age 16 (1986). He meets Gil Reyes, a trainer at UNLV, and asks him to become his personal trainer. Gil is his savior – he is his best friend, his father figure, and a very good trainer. From 1990-1991 he plays slams and loses them all – to Chang, Pete, Courier, Courier. 1990 French Open Final against Gomez – hair disaster. His first slam win is Wimbledon in 1992 against Ivanisevic. His first slam win against Sampras was Australian Open 1995. “Pete, always Pete.” This is when he went bald – his hair in late 80’s early 90’s was a WIG!

His favorite movie was Shadowlands. He adored Steffi Graff from day one and was so bummed when they both won Wimbledon in 1992 and they eliminated the winner’s dance. He marries Brooke Shields April 1997 after dating for 2 years. Very unhappy – never together – two completely different people – Actor/Tennis Player. He starts using crystal meth while dating her and hits rock bottom tennis-wise. His coach, Brad Gilbert, tells him it’s time to change or quit. He decides to change.

But before he can change, he gets a call from the ATP doctor that he failed the drug test. “The urine sample you submitted has been found to contain trace amounts of crystal methylene.” Since it’s a recreational drug rather than performance-enhancing, it’s a Class 2, meaning 3 months suspension. He’s supposed to write a letter of guilt to the ATP – he helps Gil’s daughter, Kacey, beforehand, because she’s in an L.A. hospital in agony. Her room is so hot. Andre goes and buys the biggest air conditioner and he and Gil install it. Then, Andre goes and buys a little inner tube, puts it under her head, and blows it up so her head is in the center. “A look of pure relief, and gratitude, and joy washes over her face, and in this look, in this courageous little girl, I find the thing I’ve been seeking, the philosopher’s stone that unites all the experiences, good and bad, of the last few years. Her suffering, her resilient smile in the face of that suffering, my part in easing her suffering – this, this is the reason for everything. How many times must I be shown? This is why we’re here. To fight through the pain and, when possible, to relieve the pain of others. So simple, so hard to see.”

He writes a letter to the ATP saying Slim, whom he’s since fired, is a known drug user and often spikes his sodas with meth. He says he recently drank from one of Slim’s spiked sodas. The ATP accepts it and absolves him.

He starts over – from the bottom, new training program with Gil. Playing in the “Challengers.”

In 1997, he seems a 60 minutes show about charter schools and resolves, through his newly opened charitable foundation, to build a charter school for at-risk kids in Las Vegas.

Then he gets the opportunity to go to South Africa and meet Nelson Mandela, one of his heroes.

“Bidding Mandela goodbye, I’m magnetized, I’m pointed in the right direction…I love and revere those who suffer, who have ever suffered. I am now more nearly a grown up member of the human race. God wants us to grow up.”

He and Brooke divorce in 1999. He wins the French Open in 1999 against Medvedev. He, with Brad his coach, decide the woman he is meant to be with is Steffi Graf. He woos her away from a long time boyfriend and she gets pregnant and they get married, no hoopla, match made in heaven. They name their son, Jaden Gil. They have a daughter, Jaz Elle, born Oct 3, 2003.

Stefanie is voted into the International Tennis Hall of Fame. He gives the introduction speech. “I compare her to the artisans and craftsmen who built the great medieval cathedrals…They were perfectionists about every crevice and invisible corner – and that’s Stefanie. And yet also she’s a cathedral, a monument to perfection. I spend five minutes extolling her work ethic, her dignity, her legacy, her strength, her grace. In closing, I utter the truest thing I’ve ever said about her. Ladies and gentleman, I introduce you to the greatest person I have ever known.”

He meets Federer at the 2004 US Open in the quarters. Federer is the number one seed…”He’s growing before my eyes into one of the game’s all-time greats…I can’t help but stand back and admire his immense skills, his magnificent composure. He’s the most regal player I’ve ever witnessed.”

He meets Federer again in the finals of the US Open 2005. “Federer comes onto the court looking like Cary Grant. I almost wonder if he’s going to play in an ascot and a smoking jacket. He’s permanently smooth, I’m constantly rattled…In the tiebreak, he goes to a place that I don’t recognize. He finds a gear that other players simply don’t have. He wins 7-1…I’m reminded how slight the margin can be on a tennis court, how narrow the space between greatness and mediocrity, fame, and anonymity, happiness and despair. We were playing a tight match. We were dead even. Now, due to a tiebreak that made my jaw drop with admiration, the rout is on.”

“Walking to the net, I’m certain that I’ve lost to the better man, the Everest of the next generation. I pity the young players who will have to contend with him. I feel for the man who is fated to play Agassi to his Sampras. Though I don’t mention Pete by name, I have him uppermost in my mind when I tell reporters: “It’s real simple. Most people have weaknesses. Federer has none.””

Agassi is 35 years old at that time (2005).

Agassi Prep School: 26,000 square feet, 500 students, waiting list of 800, $40 million dollar campus. In a run-down part of Las Vegas. “And yet in 8 years not one window has been broken, not one wall has been sprayed with graffiti.” … “My small contribution to the aesthetics of the school: in the common area of the high school building I wanted a gleaming black Steinway. When I delivered the piano, all the students gathered around and I shocked them by playing Lean on Me. What delighted me most was that the students didn’t know who I was. And when their teachers told them, they weren’t all that impressed.”

“…Agassi Prep has a longer day and a longer year than other schools…” “We thought it important that students wear uniforms…in official school colors – burgundy and navy…Every time I walk into the school I’m struck by the irony: I’m now the enforcer of a uniform policy.” (He hated Wimbledon’s dress code of all white.) “In the upper grades, the focus is squarely on college.” “My theme, I think, will be contradictions…Walt Whitman, ‘Do I contradict myself? Very well, then, I contradict myself.'”

“What other message could I hope to deliver? What other message could they expect from a ninth-grade dropout whose proudest accomplishment is his school?”

Last few paragraphs of the book, he and Stefanie are playing tennis together: Autumn 2007.

Andre is a Christian. Early on, PHilly, his big brother, takes him to a non-denominational church in Vegas. J.P. is the pastor. He becomes one of Andre’s very best friends (John Parenti). “I consider myself a Christian, but J.P.’s church is the first one where I’ve felt truly close to God.”

Andre’s father was an Armenian born in Iran and after WWII, the American and British GI’s made him their unofficial ball boy and tennis court custodian and gave him a racket. He loved tennis – decided before Andre was born that he’d be a professional tennis player. One year old – watching ping pong moving only eyes not head – ‘See – A Natural.’

Still in crib, he (father) hung a mobile with tennis balls and encouraged Andre to slap them with a ping pong paddle he taped to his hand. At 3, dad gave him a sawed off rocket and told him to hit whatever he wanted. His favorite was salt shakers through glass windows. His father never got made about hitting something hard with a racket.

In 1988, he plays Michael Chang in the Tournament of Champions. “Once more I square off against Chang, who’s developed a bad habit since last we met. Every time he beats someone, he points to the sky. He thanks God – credits God – for the win, which offends me. That God should take sides in a tennis match, that God should side against me, that God should be in Chang’s box, feels ludicrous and insulting. I beat Chang and savor every blasphemous stroke.”

In 1988 he wore Nike denim shorts. The Nike reps were showing them to McEnroe in Portland in 1987, at the Nike International Challenge. He (McEnroe) “held up a pair of denim shorts and said, ‘What the fuck are these? My eyes got big. I licked my lips and thought, Whoa. Those are cool.. If you don’t want those, Mac, I’ve got dibs. The moment Mac set them aside, I scooped them up. Now I wear them at all my matches, as do countless fans. Sportswriters murder me for it.”

Sportswriters, “They call me a rebel, but I have no interest in being a rebel. I’m only conducting an everyday, run-of-the-mill teenage rebellion…To make matters worse, journalists write down exactly what I say, while I’m saying it, word for word, as if this represented the literal truth. I want to tell them, Hold it, don’t write that down, I’m only thinking out loud here. You’re asking about the subject I understand least – Me. Let me edit myself, contradict myself. But there isn’t time.”

His hair is also falling out at age 18. So his brother Philly gets him a hair piece. “I ask myself: you’re going to wear a hairpiece? During tournaments? I answer: What choice do I have.”

Most painful loss – 1995 US Open against Sampras. He beat Becker to get to the final against Pete. He loses to Pete (torn rib cartilage – tore it while playing Becker).

“I’ve always had trouble shaking off hard losses, but this loss to Pete is different. This is the ultimate loss, the uber-loss, the alpha-omega loss that eclipses all others. Previous losses to Pete, the loss to Courier, the loss to Gomez – they were flesh wounds compared to this, which feels like a spear through the heart. Every day this loss feels new. Every day I tell myself to stop thinking about it, and everyday I can’t. The only respite is fantasizing about retirement.”

Brooke takes him to her favorite restaurant in New York, Campagnola. The manager, Frankie, becomes their friend. Andre finds out how stresses he is over college costs for his kids.

“Days later I talk to Perry and ask him to put aside a nest egg of Nike stock in Frankie’s name…Helping Frankie provides more satisfaction and makes me feel more connected and alive and myself than anything else that happens in 1996. I tell myself: Remember this. Hold onto this. This is the only perfection there is, the perfection of helping others. This is the only thing we can do that has any lasting value or meaning. This is why we’re here. To make each other feel safe.”

In 1997, Slim introduces him to crystal-meth: “I’ve never felt so alive, so hopeful – and above all, I’ve never felt such energy. I’m seized by an urge, a desperate desire to clean. I go tearing around my house, cleaning it from top to bottom. I dust the furniture. I scour the tub. I make the beds. I sweep the floors. When there’s nothing left to clean, I do laundry. All the laundry. I fold every sweater and T-shirt and still haven’t made a dent in my energy.”

Brooke is getting ready for the wedding dress – in physical shape – she puts a photo of the perfect woman on the frig. door – Steffi Graff. April 19, 1997, she and Andre get married in Monterey.

1997 Us Open he plays Rafter in the round of sixteen. “…Rafter plays well all the time. He’s six foot two, with a low center of gravity, and he can change direction like a sports car. He’s one of the hardest guys on the tour to pass, and even harder to dislike. He’s all class, win or lose, and today he wins. He’s all class, win or lose, and today he wins. He gives me a gentlemanly handshake and a smile in which there is an unmistakable trace of pity.”

When his coach, Brad Gilbert, tells him he needs to quit or change: “I hate tennis more than ever – but I hate myself more. I tell myself, so what if you hate tennis? Who cares? All those people out there, all those millions who hate what they do for a living, they do it anyway. Maybe doing what you hate, doing it well and cheerfully, is the point. So you hate tennis. Hate it all you want. You still need to respect it – and yourself. I say, OK, Brad, I’m not ready for it to be over. I’m all in. Tell me what to do, and I’ll do it.”

“Change. Time to change, Andre. You can’t go on like this. Change, change, change – I say this word to myself several times a day, every day…less as a warning than as a soothing chant. Far from depressing me, or shaming me, the idea that I must change completely, from top to bottom, brings me back to center. For once I don’t hear that nagging self-doubt that follows every personal resolution. I won’t fail this time, I can’t, because it’s change now or change never. The idea of stagnating, of remaining this Andre for the rest of my life, that’s what I find truly depressing and shameful.”

That’s when he gets the call from the ATP that he failed the urine test – trace amounts of crystal methylene. He’s 27 years old. While in the hospital with Gil and his daughter, Kacey, he writes the letter to the ATP. “It’s a letter filled with lies interwoven with bits of truth..I say that I recently drank accidentally from one of Slim’s spiked sodas, unwittingly ingesting his drugs..I ask for understanding, and leniency, and hastily sign it: Sincerely. I sit with the letter on my lap, watching Kacey’s face. I feel ashamed, of course. I’ve always been a truthful person. When I lie, it’s almost always unknowingly, or to myself…I promise myself that at least this lie is the end of it. I’ll send the letter, but I won’t do anything more.”

He never does drugs again. Gil puts him on a strict training regimen. He plays in Challengers. He launches his charter school. Annual fundraiser – Grand Slam for Children. He goes to South Africa to meet Nelson Mandela, one of his heroes. Late 1997. He brings Brooke, J.P., and J.P.’s wife, Joni. “Looking out of the hut, over the vast savannah, watching storm clouds whirl along the horizon, J.P. and I agree this is one of those moments.”

1998 is going to be his year.

In April 1998 the ATP phones him and tells him his explanation of the failed drug test has been accepted. His failed test is thrown out. He’s not suspended. The matter is closed.

Entering the 1998 US Open, he’s #8 in the world. He plays Kucera in the round of 16. He gets irritated then clowns his way back into the match, then it’s held over for darkness. Brooke wakes him in the middle of the night – after out drinking with her actor friends. He loses the next day to Kucera. “He has more verve, more stamina. He outduels me in a tough fifth set.”

Brooke isn’t there for his academy groundbreaking. She’s not there at the Australian Open but calls him the night before a match and says they have to talk when he gets home. When he gets home they go for a drive and she tells him, “I’m not happy, she says. We’re not happy. We haven’t been happy for so very long. And I don’t know if we can ever be happy again if we stay together. So, there it is. That’s that.”

He gets kicked out of a tournament in San Jose for calling the linesman a cocksucker.

Brad and Gil are happy he’s done with Brooke. Brad tells him Steffi Graf is the one he should be with. Brad sets up a practice match with Steffi in Florida. “I’ve never seen a woman so beautiful. Standing still, she’s a goddess; in motion, she’s poetry.”

He wins the 1999 French Open – a hard fought 5 setter that he almost lost.

Steffi Graf wins the 1999 French Open on the woman’s side. Brad says: “It’s destiny you end up together. Only two people in the history of the world have won all four slams and a gold medal – you and Steffi Graf. The Golden Slam. It’s destiny that you two should be married.” He predicts they will be married by 2001 and have your first kids together in 2002.

At Wimbledon, Stefanie (what she likes to be called) loses in the finals to Lindsay Davenport.

She had to pull out of mixed doubles with John McEnroe (due to a bad hamstring) and in the locker room McEnroe says, “Can you believe this bitch? She asked to play mixed doubles with me and I fucking do it and then we’re in the semis and she backs out?”

Agassi is angry – “how dare Mac say those things about Stefanie.”

He starts out solid against Pete but then Pete starts making unreturnable serves. “I stare at Pete in shock. No one, living or dead, has ever served like that..He takes me out in straight sets.”

He wins the 1999 US Open against Martin.

He finishes 1999 at #1. “I snap Pete’s streak of six year-end finishes at #1.”

He wins the 2000 Australian Open against Kafelnikov. His 6th slam. He beat Pete to get to the finals there. “Two points from losing the match I mount a furious comeback. I win the match and become the first man since Laver to reach the final in four straight slams.”

Stefanie’s father comes to Vegas and meets Andre’s father. They show him the ball machine. The fathers end up almost fighting each other – fight over boxing.

He wins the 2001 Australian Open v Clement. His 7th slam. In 2001, Stefanie gets pregnant.

US Open 2001 he faces Pete in the quarter-finals. “From the moment we come out of the tunnel, we know this will be our fiercest battle ever. We just know. It’s the 32nd time we’ve played, he leads 17-14, and each of us wears an unusually grim game face. Right here, right now, this one will decide the rivalry. Winner take all.” Pete wins after 4 hard fought tie-break sets.

He and Stefanie get married in Oct 2001 at home in Las Vegas. 3 days before their son is due.

Brad Gilbert retires from coaching Agassi in early 2002 – after 8 years of coaching him. Andre is 32.

Darren Cahill starts coaching him. He changes his racket strings.

He makes it to the 2002 US Open finals against Pete. “As always, Pete.”

He remembers a time 2 years ago in Palm Springs when they were eating at Mama Gina’s and saw Pete eating with friends. “As Pete drove away I asked Brad how much he thought Pete tipped the valet. Brad hooted. Five bucks, tops. No way, I said. The guy’s got millions. He’s earned 40 mil in prize money alone.” They asked the valet, “How much did Mr. Sampras tip you? The kid looked at his feet. He didn’t want to tell…Shoot. He gave me a dollar…We could not be more different, Pete and I, and as I fall asleep the night before perhaps our final final, I vow that the world will see our differences tomorrow.”

Pete wins.

2003 Australian Open his 8th slam victory (against Rainer Schuettler from Germany). “It’s my best performance ever.”

In 2003, US Men’s Clay Court Championships, he beats Andy Roddick. He’s #1 already – the “perfect blend of caring and not caring, the best preparation.”

2003 US Open, “Pete announces his retirement. He stops several times during his news conference to collect himself. I find myself deeply affected as well. Our rivalry has been one of the lodestars of my career. Losing to Pete has caused me enormous pain, but in the long run it’s also made me more resilient. If I’d beaten Pete more often, or if he’d come along in a different generation, I’d have a better record, and I might go down as a better player, but I’d be less.”

Jaz Elle is born 10-3-03. She doesn’t sleep. He loses to Safin in the 2004 Australian Open semifinal.

2005 Australian Open – he meets Federer in the 4th round. “I can’t win a set. He dismisses me like a teacher with a dense pupil. He, more than any of the young guns taking control of the game, makes me feel my age. When I look at him, with his suave agility, his shot-making prowess and puma-like smoothness, I remember that I’ve been around since the days of wooden rackets.”

2005 US Open – he is 35 years old – he beats Blake to make it to the semi-finals. The 5-setter against Blake, “I’ve never been more intellectually aware.” He beats Robby Ginepri to make it to the finals against Federer. “Federer comes onto the court looking like Cary Grant.” Federer beats him in a tie break. “Most people have weaknesses. Federer has none.”

2006 Wimbledon is his last Wimbledon.

His 3rd round match is against Nadal. “He’s a brute, a freak, a force of nature, as strong and balletic a player as I’ve ever seen.”

2006 US Open is his last match. He wins 2nd round against Marcos Baghdatis but loses in the 3rd round. He gives his retirement speech. In the locker room everyone comes toward him. They clap, whistle, applaud. “Only one man remains apart, refusing to applaud. I see him in the corner of my eye. He’s leaning against a far wall with a blank look on his face and his arms tightly folded. Connors. He’s now coaching Roddick. Poor Andy.”

Acknowledgements last 2 paragraphs: “That’s my Daddy’s book, Jaden said in a voice I’d never heard him use for anything but Santa Clause and guitar hero.

“I hope he and his sister feel that same pride in this book ten years from now, and 30, and 60. It was written for them, but also to them. I hope it helps them avoid some of the traps I walked right into. More, I hope it will be one of many books that give them comfort, guidance, pleasure. I was late in discovering the magic of books. Of all my many mistakes that I want my children to avoid, I put that one near the top of the list.”

The Light Between Oceans

by M.L. Stedman, 2012 (her first novel)

Page-turner, set in early 1900’s after WWI in Western Australia, on Janus Rock, an island 100 miles from the western coast of Australia. Tom Sherbourne, newly back from WWI, takes a job as the lighthouse keeper for Janus Rock. On the way there, he meets Isabel, a local girl from Point Partageuse. They fall in love and marry and move to Janus Rock – just the 2 of them on this lonely rock 100 miles out to sea. She loses 3 babies and all she wants is a baby. Two weeks after she loses the 3rd, a 7-month old boy, she hears a cry out to sea. So does Tom. It ends up being a baby girl in a dinghy with a dead man. Isabel thinks it is a miracle from God. Tom wants to report it but Isabel keeps begging him to wait a day. After 2 years, Lucy, what they name her, has totally captivated them. They get shore leave and at the church in Point Partageuse, they baptize her but learn of the tragic death of Frank and baby Grace who were trying to escape an unruly crowd bent on hurting Frank because he was German – actually Austrian though. They are overcome with guilt, especially Tom, and he writes a note to Hannah, the girl’s mother, that her baby is safe and loved and her husband Frank is at peace with God. Two years later, when Lucy is 4 years old, they have shore leave again. This time, Tom secretly delivers the silver rattle to Hannah. Because Bluey, one of the supply boat workers who make deliveries to Janus Rock every 6 months, recognizes the rattle as Lucy’s, and his Mom wants the 3000 guineas that Hannah’s Father is offering as a reward, Tom and Isabel are taken back from Janus Rock. Tom lies to save Isabel – he says it was all his idea. Isabel is so hurt and angry because Tom destroyed their life and Lucy was taken away from them. Lucy, now Grace, is so awfully miserable with her new/old mamma, Hannah, that everything seems like a terrible mistake. Tom stays true to Isabel and never tells the truth. He stays in jail in Port Partageuse. One of the police want to get him for murder, too, saying that Frank wasn’t dead when the dinghy came to shore on Janus Rock. But there are a few people, Ralph the supply boat captain, Bluey, Sergeant Knuckey, who really know Tom, and they keep things under control. Sergeant Knuckey lets Tom write a letter to Isabel, staying with her parents. She refuses to read it for the longest time. When she finally does, it’s a letter telling her how much he loves her, how sorry he is, and asking her to forgive him. She does – goes down to the police station in the pouring rain, and confesses all. Hannah agrees to reduce the charges so Tom only spends 3 months in jail. He and Isabel move 400 miles east and buy a farm on the coast. Lucy-Grace accepts her new mom, and then visits Tom after the birth of her son. Isabel had died one week earlier of cancer. Tom was with her to the end.

Beautiful, moving story. Neat setting.

Flight Behavior

by Barbara Kingsolver, 2012

Fictional account – Global warming causes the Monarch butterflies to migrate to Appalachia rather than Mexico. Dellarobia, young mother of two toddlers, living on a sheep farm with her husband and in-laws, hikes up the mountain behind her home to have a tryst but instead sees the millions of butterflies, so beautiful it floors her. She turns around and heads back down to her life. Religion, media, science all descend into her life. In the end, she decides to divorce her sweet husband, go to college. Pretty tedious book – Glad it’s over.

Beside A Burning Sea

by John Shors, 2008

Same author of Beneath a Marble Sky, his first novel. Mom liked this book but I thought it was terrible writing. The story is good but the writing, especially dialogue, was lame. Takes place during WWII on a tropical island. Survivors of Benevolence, a hospital ship blown up by Japanese, swim to the island, find it deserted, and set up camp. There is a traitor among them, Roger, an evil man who is actually responsible for the Japanese blowing up Benevolence. In the end, he is killed by Akira, the Japanese patient who has a loving heart and who saved Isabelle and Annie, 2 sisters who are nurses. Annie falls in love with Akira. He falls in love with her. Isabelle is married to Joshua, the ship’s captain, and their time on the island is a renewal of their love. They had drifted apart while on Benevolence – consumed by their many responsibilities. Jake and Ratu are 2 other survivors – both extremely lovable characters. Jake is a black man, engineer, who joined the war effort to help fight for freedom. Ratu is a young boy from Fiji, looking for his father – who is somewhere in the South Pacific helping the Americans. Beautiful setting – tropical island. But really lame dialogue. His next novel is set in Vietnam -modern day, “In the Footsteps of Dragons.”